(An over the top account of what happened after Sae stabbed a certain famous general in the back, but this still has some real validity to it though, because were it not for his scouts perhaps hundreds, if not most of those soldiers would have surely died on that fateful day in 1876!)

Sae was once the sensual mistress of General Crook,

Using her lustful body to pleasure him many times over.

But it was all a part of this young woman's sinister plan,

Because she wanted him and numerous others murdered,

During the Great Sioux War which had only just begun.

So after repeatedly lying to Crook that victory would be easy,

And his Native American Crow scouts were not needed,

He decided to believe her lies and leave them all behind,

Which then left his army of over one thousand brave men,

Completely exposed as the Sioux and Cheyenne attacked!

Crazy Horse was indeed worried that Crook may have scouts,

But upon seeing none of them he knew what would happen,

Because many warriors were now free to slaughter these soldiers,

Without worrying about the army having any advanced warning.

And due in no small part to a lack of serious prepared defenses,

The general's men along with around one hundred armed civilians,

Were basically blindsided and many of them died while asleep.

Seemingly countless arrows rained down upon defenseless bodies,

While brains were blown out through the repeated firing of guns!

Blood soon covered General Crook's entire Rosebud Creek camp.

Unfortunate souls by the hundreds were scalped alive on the spot.

While severed human body parts along with disemboweled stomachs, 

Could also be clearly seen as this unrelenting butchery continued,

Until relatively few United States Army members remained alive.

And those who initially survived the brutal Native American onslaught,

Were cruelly dismembered and cut into numerous pieces of raw flesh,

Or slowly and sadistically tortured for many hours without remorse,

As this monumental victory finally ended with no survivors in sight,

All because Sae had betrayed the one she supposedly dearly loved!

Thus causing a chain reaction of future events to go very poorly,

For the military who were then forced to ultimately concede defeat,

Which proved that even a lowly mistress can bring about disaster!