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12/04/2022 

Taking out the Fucking Trash
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(Emiko easily wipes the floor with some lowlife scumbags, but they most definitely had it coming due to their violent and merciless past, which finally came back to bite them all in the ass, courtesy of this highly skilled, take no prisoners sheriff who finally grew sick and tired of these ornery rascals!)

Sheriff Emiko wore a black cowboy hat, along with blue jeans and a black belt, in addition to black boots and black western shirt as well, and she also wore a black gun belt which had ammo loops for many more bullets, not to mention the holster and her .45 Colt single action revolver tucked inside it, but this time around she wasn't playing any goddamn games either, because Emiko walked right into the saloon carrying a 12 gauge double barreled shotgun, much to the shock and surprise of the lowlife varmints who had been causing her poor friend April some problems tonight! The young woman was an incredible singer who always went out of her way to entertain and make folks around these parts feel mighty special, but lately those same four pieces of shit were just making April miserable and they wouldn't leave her alone either, so Emiko decided to take matters into those more than capable hands of hers, as she got the jump on them before they could yet again make their way over to where April was sitting down at right now.

"Alright boys, now just unbuckle those gun belts then raise your hands high up in the air, and don't even think about trying anything stupid either!"

Their leader snickered because even though she had the shotgun pointed right at them, they still outnumbered her four to one so with that in mind, he suddenly made his move but before he could even clear leather, Emiko very nearly cut him in half as the first shot tore through his chest and stomach, more or less making mincemeat out of the dumb bastard as blood and gore sprayed all over the place, but the idiot beside him then had his fucking brains blown out, for he'd been kneeling down while trying to draw his own gun and shoot her in the stomach or chest, but that same first round was still powerful enough to scramble what little eggs he might have had upstairs, and before the third man could run and duck behind some cover, Emiko blasted him from behind with the second shot, throwing the good for nothing varmint forward while also lifting him off his feet as well! Quickly dropping the shotgun and rolling under a nearby table, she dodged several bullets which the last man had fired at her, and after lifting said table up and using it as a shield, Emiko put a .45 Colt bullet through his goddamn brains as the outlaw's fucking head exploded, sending blood and grey matter splattering up against the back wall where he'd been leaning on for leverage! Finally it was all over and dead bodies lay everywhere inside the saloon, but Emiko slowly and carefully double checked just to make sure they had actually kicked the bucket for good, then she walked over to check on April.

"Miss, you alright there? I'm mighty sorry about what happened, but those no account bastards are all horse thieves and murderers too, so it didn't bother me none to send them off to Hell where they truly belong! If you're hurt just say so and I'll go fetch the doctor right now."

Emiko wasn't about to lose any sleep over sending those four assholes to their graves, and she sure as fuck didn't feel bad about shooting one of them in the back either, because this town had hired her to get the goddamn job done by any means necessary, but the young sheriff still cared deeply about their law abiding citizens, and she really did hope April was okay and not injured or frightened too badly. Thankfully, the lady singer reassured her that everything was indeed alright, while at the same time thanking the female sheriff for doing what had to be done in the cruel, extremely dangerous and very unforgiving world! However, Emiko's line of work did not mean she'd always be going up against the opposite sex, for there were also some truly vile and despicable women around these parts, including one who made those four dead outlaws look like Sunday school teachers, because she was indeed by far the most prolific old west killer in existence, a truly vicious arsonist who'd burned down many buildings over the years, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of men, women, even children and sooner or later, she and Emiko would cross paths in a most unconventional and unexpected way!

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