Morning Mischief
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La La woke up to the morning sun glaring in her window, along with her seagulls fluttering around the room squawking.  She couldn't really yell at them since it was her fault for sleeping in.  Sitting up, swinging her feet over the side of the bed she yawned stretching before grabbing the bag of cheetos off her night table throwing a handful out onto the floor to appease her noisy birds.  Like the feathery piranhas they were they descended on the cheesy snacks to devour them.  With a small sigh she stood and made her way to the bathroom to put on her bikini and brush her hair back, walking back through her room she looked out the window to check the tree where Viper most surely would be sleeping only to find him not there.  With a frown she turned grabbing a shirt off the edge of the bed slipping it on tying the ends of it in front of her, all the while Moe, Larry, and Curly watched her expectantly waiting for more snacks.  With a smile she grabbed the bag of cheetos walking to the door and out into the hallway to head to Vipers chambers calling out behind her.  "Come on guys I need my goodies too!"  The seagulls ran hurriedly behind her following like little ducks would their momma.

Walking through the halls she smiled saying hi to the servants she passed along her way, all who gave her looks wrinkling their noses at her because of her noisy feathery friends following close behind.  She ignored the reactions figuring they just weren't used to having someone else around the Manor besides their Master.  Happily she just about skipped through the halls making her way to his Chambers where she stopped at the closed door.  Before opening she turned looking at her three birds speaking softly.  "Now yous three stay here I'm going to sneak in for my goodies.....and be very very quiet!"  Her birds stared at the bag of cheetos in her hand not even paying attention but they were quiet so she turned opening the door to see Viper laid out in bed.  Stealthily she tip toed into his chambers heading around the far side of his bed to the night table beside it to grab his stash of home grown goodness.  She was carefully opening the draw to snatch it up and what she didn't know was her feathered friends had followed her in.  She nearly jumped out of her skin when one squawked behind her, turning quickly she eyed them.  "SHHHHHHHH.....I told you to wait out in the hall, be quiet now."  She whispered glancing out Viper still asleep.  Green goodies in hand she shut the drawer and leaned over to place a kiss on his forehead before she headed down to the beach to relax.  Just as her lips touched his forehead ever so lightly Curly landed on the pillow above his head pulling at the cheeto bag in her hand.  Quickly she shooed him from off the pillow which in return he took flight squawking in displeasure.  She jumped back from where she was and high tailed it towards the door her noisy birds in hot pursuit.  Once in the hallway she glanced back in letting out a relieved sigh to see him still fast asleep, shutting the door she turned on her birds raising her voice now ever so slightly as she spoke.  "Yous almost blew it, now you can wait until I decide to share with yous."  With a huff she stormed off down the hall with her noisemakers in tow.

Walking through the kitchen she grabbed a four pack of wine coolers from the refrigerator that was titled ‘Jamaican Me Happy’ before going out the back door leaving it open for the birds to follow knowing one of the servants would close it behind them.  Normally she would get them out the door saying her good byes waving at everyone as she went but today she was upset with the little monsters.  La La made her way down to her favorite out cropping of rocks climbing up to sit on top opening the small velvet bag taking out the rolling papers to get one then proceeded to load it with the special cannabis and rolling it up tightly, with a quick lick across the seem she sealed it twisting the ends.  Leaning back she placed it in her mouth taking the lighter from the bag lighting it up inhaling deeply.  Immediately a calmness took over and she smiled closing her eyes.  Her seagulls were noisily running back and forth across the sand trying to avoid the waves that rolled in.  She sat up looking a wicked smile curving her lips as she took another puff waiting for the next wave to come in, then emptied the bag of cheetos into it watching as her birds scrambled after the now floating goodies.  “Serves you right, work for those snacks now, teach you not to listen to me!”  She spouted off at them leaning back once more taking another drag off her doobie while enjoying the warmth of the sun on her skin. 

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