(This is about someone who's either obviously very confused mentally or just enjoys keeping people guessing, or perhaps a combination of both.)

Why am I not in control of myself? Because I am.

Why can't I get my priorities in order? I already have.

Why am I afraid to express my true feelings? I just did.

Why am I such a social misfit and paranoid loner? I never was.

Why is it I never succeed in anything I try? Because I never fail.

Why am I wasting my time writing this? I did no such thing.