(My lovely May follows a poor fisherman into the woods before savagely attacking him from behind, and the rest they say, is history!) 

Ax dripping with blood, relentlessly chopping away at the torso, limbs quickly severed from an already savagely abused body. Putrid stench of crimson stains me from head to toe as my weapon of carnage cuts through flesh and bone, gore splattering everywhere, splitting the now deceased man's head wide open, brains no doubt gushing forth as well. Ripping apart intestines, hacking to pieces bodily organs. Entrails mutilated, cruelly shattering the spinal cord, eagerly chipping away at the ribs. Arms and legs bloodied stumps, raw meat dangling from splintered bones. Slicing the buttocks open, anal flesh shredded with a butcher knife. Testicles mangled, penis chopped up, dismembered carcass set ablaze while I laugh in demented glee.