(She's from the H.P. Lovecraft story, "The Thing on the Doorstep" and I can imagine her speaking in this manner if she was having a rather enjoyable day.)

Asenath rarely ever smiled but this time was an exception, due to her somewhat positive frame of mind which manifested itself while speaking to no one person in particular, although whosoever might be listening would take heed because even as she spoke, there was a darkness inside of her that humanity in general should never take lightly no matter what.

"Welcome to my most cherished and permanent home. Some may call it creepy, foreboding, even somewhat depressing as well, but to me Innsmouth is truly a very beautiful place, because I do indeed take great pride in residing here, and if every now and then, an outsider who does not share the same view about this lovely city as myself mysteriously disappears whilst visiting Innsmouth, then one should not spend much time contemplating the fate of such individuals. Certain sacrifices occasionally must be made to the Deep Ones, but rest assured that it's for the preservation of the entire human race, so enjoy your stay here and I, Asenath Waite, shall be your personal tour guide as we enjoy the splendor of my beloved hometown!"